The Adventures of Meteor Mags and Patches

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 Gods of Titan

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Addicted to action and beholden to no one, a hell-raising space pirate and her indestructible calico cat confront the horrors of the asteroid-mining frontier, from massive monsters to revolting robots, and much, much more.

Join Meteor Mags and her criminal crew of rock-and-roll rebels in a series of reckless adventures including hand-to-hand combat with a murderous cyborg, traveling through time, and uncovering the gruesome mystery of an abandoned space station.

Discover new forms of life, an alternate universe, and all-new thrills in this novel-length collection of stories where science fiction and crime collide with irreverent satire and several pints of Anarchy Ale.

For sale on Amazon in paperback and ebook.


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A Dino Slaughter Comic Story!

 Gods of Titan includes a six-page mini-comic about the prehistoric ancestors of the evil space lizards that have given our criminal crew so much trouble. But you can also read it for free online! Illustrated by Eliseu Gouveia, this episode of Legends of the Dracorex tells the tragic tale of a benevolent Quetzalcoatlus who sought to bring technology to peaceful dinosaur tribes -- and how it all went horribly wrong!



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 Permanent Crescent

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After the events of The Second Omnibus, Meteor Mags and her hard-rocking, space-pirate crew confront new enemies, old rivals, and the final fate of the interspecies band, Small Flowers.

This collection contains six all-new episodes totaling 57,000 words. Mags and her indestructible cat Patches battle a lunar death cult led by an alien menace, venture into the subterranean ocean on Ceres to discover the source of mysterious signals, and combat a military squad that intends to slaughter everyone at the final Small Flowers concert. Plus, an old rival shows up to steal Mags' secret technology, and a return to Earth yields unexpected results.

Permanent Crescent and Other Tales continues Mags' evolution from a rogue pirate to a leader with far-reaching plans for the future of the solar system.

Literary Titan Silver Award Winner


See Mags Come to Life!

Vamkire Trannel posted this video of his process for creating the illustration for the cover of Meteor Mags: The Second Omnibus. You can enjoy more of his art on Reddit, YouTube, DeviantArt, and Instagram!

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 The Second Omnibus

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The Second Omnibus collects volumes 7-10, plus two all-new stories, previously unpublished interviews, scenes, drawings, a mini-comic, and more! 578 pages!

Join Meteor Mags and her criminal crew, including the hard-rocking Psycho 78s and the teenage Dumpster Kittens, as they rage against the forces of law and order, struggle to control the future of the Asteroid Belt, and confront the total destruction of their beloved home on Vesta. Some will live, many more will die, and nothing in the Belt will ever be the same!

In fifteen episodes of relentless anarchy, sci-fi madness, and violent revolution, the pirate crew comes face-to-face with betrayal, annihilation, telepathic octopuses, evil space lizards, cybernetic murder wasps, game-changing technologies, objects of unlimited power, and much, much more! Strap on your battle armor and get ready to rock, because the asteroid-mining frontier is no place for the faint-hearted.

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The Omnibus Edition

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This plus-sized volume collects and updates all the stories published prior to The Battle of Vesta 4. Join our criminal crew for fifteen tales of interplanetary piracy and total destruction.

Run for your life in the freak tornado that wipes out Ceres! Thrill to the savage mating rituals practiced by the evil space lizards! Learn how to smuggle cigarettes and shoot pool with the solar system’s number one dancer! Witness the unearthly energies of the machine that transforms Patches, and merge your mind with a telepathic space kraken!

From rescuing a pirate-radio DJ in a hail of bullets to dancing naked with a tribe of Russian space monkeys, Mags and her outlaw friends rock the Belt. But how long can they survive when everyone on Earth wants them dead?

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You Still Want More?

 Seriously? Okay, then!

Check out the pirate playlist to our unofficial soundtrack.

Fans of Dr. Plutonian and the PBN should visit our sister site for even more kick-ass tunes.

People with too much time on their hands between voyages of plunder can browse every book ever published by our Minister of Propaganda.



As for the rest of you sorry sods, why haven't you clicked on something else by now?
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